Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wine inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

NAME is...


  1. a sauvignon with a perfume of piƱa coladas, an overly sweet riesling and a chardonnay so oaky it tasted as if it had been aged in a box of No. 2 pencils.

  2. a nonvintage tawny port that reminded me of long-abandoned Halloween candy, with hints of Skittles and off-brand caramels.

  3. delightful, barrel-aged, full bodied, with distinct pineapple & honeysuckle aromas; good blend of wood & fruit with a hint of sweetness.

  4. rich & fruity, underpinned by a generous amount of smoky oak; nice structured tannins penetrating ripe cherry nuances

  5. elegant, yet approachable; peppery with a cherry aroma and hints of chocolate, rounded out by a great balance of oak & tannins

  6. intense, a purple red color, cherries, plums, cedar, vanilla, well-structured & complex, rich with smooth tannins & deeply flavored

  7. a luscious pure pleasure. Black cherry, and tobacco notes burst into textured fruit flavors followed by spicy black pepper and well-defined beautiful finish.

  8. an inviting bowl of plump & juicy sweet berries with a splash of shiraz. Exciting, off-dry and enjoyed at room temperature or chilled on a warm summer day

  9. very elegant, fresh style, combines a subtle oak spice with tobacco, dark chocolate and a hint of autumn dry-leaf aromas in the background.

  10. Well-structured with a velvety smooth palate and firm mature tannin. Serve with roast duck breast.

  11. has both intensity and concentration. A wild berry core is enhanced with hints of chocolate and mossy earthiness. A mid-weight wine, slightly tart and not too heavy

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Guitar Hero III Inspired Facebook Status Updates

Slash...

  1. is fresh out of batteries but still making noise.

  2. can not kill The Metal... The Metal will live on..

  3. doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

  4. is having a holiday in Cambodia

  5. has to turn his head until the darkness goes.

  6. is at the drive-in. In the old man's Ford.

  7. can't even think of a word that rhymes.

  8. wants it wild! He'll drive you cra-zee!

  9. is a cult of personality.

  10. 's name is Jonas!