Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

Sarah...

  1. can see Alaska from her house.
  2. is on a bridge to nowhere!
  3. needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
  4. is a pitbull with lipstick
  5. is gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink wink
  6. says "hey you Russian... Shew shew... You can't stay in Alaska"
  7. told congress, "Thanks but no Thanks"
  8. is the mayor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.
  9. knows what the Bush Doctrine is. It's just that in Alaska, we call him the gardener.
  10. 's e-mail account has been hacked by Sarah Palin!
  11. thinks calling you Joe 6-Pack is endearing not derogatory, gosh darn'.
  12. has got her heels on and her gloves off.
  13. is sad to report that at Toys R Us today, a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony. :(