- will update her Facebook status for money!
- is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
- is so poor that she got married for the rice.
- can't even afford the last letter to update her statu_!
- is so broke that she went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back.
- is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.
- is so broke that she had to eat her cereal with a fork to save on milk.
- is so poor she can't even give you her two cents!
- is so broke that she can't afford to be wrong.
- wonders if she can qualify for a government bailout package?
Friday, November 28, 2008