Monday, May 24, 2010

Funny LOST Facebook Status Updates

Jack Sheppard...
  1. says for all you LOST fans out there, if you take the last names of each of Oceanic 6 surviviors, and re-arrange the letters, it's actually an anagram for "Get A Life".
  2. has noticed that according to Facebook, Hurley and Jacob are now friends.
  3. will now summarize LOST.. "Plane crashes... Weird stuff happens... People Die"
  4. is dead. Yet here you are reading his update. What does that make you?
  5. has found out what happened to the Polar Bear from LOST...  It's hanging in Sarah Palin's office.
  6. is ticked off that that the final epsiode of LOST was recalled by Toyota
  7. LOST Spoiler Alert: Hurly is going to eat everybody in a big BBQ in the end.
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  9. is aggravated! That was it? That’s the big LOST secret? Survivors were in an Italian restaurant the whole time?! Oh, wait, that was an Olive Garden ad.
  10. LOST is like a Haiku. Haikus are easy. But sometimes it doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Funny News Related Facebook Status Updates

Kermit...
  1. too is being recalled by Toyota
  2. is thinking it's a good thing the car bomb in Times Square was in a Nissan Pathfinder...  Just imagine if it were in a Toyota...
  3. is rushing to KFC to get a Double Down Combo...  Fries, Drink and a Defibrilator.
  4. is spewing hot volcanic ashes
  5. is pissed at Jay Leno for taking his job.
  6. is status-free
  7. thinks it's a BIG F*#!'n deal!
  8. is not buying an iPad.  Period.
  9. just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF...  Best Facebook Friend Forever...
  10. just heard that apparently the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is so big that Sarah Palin can see it from her house.