- really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
- thinks that Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.
- is reminding you that 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- thinks everything looks like a Mexican soap opera.
- fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
- Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all. Who wants to live in that kind of world?
Saturday, May 21, 2011
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