Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Funny Facebook Status Updates about Higgs Boson (God Particle)

Cern...
  1. found one of those God Particles in a box of cereal last year.  Man, I wish I kept it!
  2. is glad mankind has found the God Particle, so we can continue our epic search for Waldo!
  3. "Are You There God Particle? It's Me, Joe Average That Doesn't Understand You!"
  4. CNN "That's all the time we have for the God Particle, right now let's meet your new hot dog eating champion!"
  5. predicts that at the end of the God Particle announcement, one of the CERN researchers will pause nonchalantly, and say... "oh, one more thing...", then calmly teleport away...
  6. Physicists at CERN announced they found the Higgs Boson “God particle,” but are bringing in Tebow for some tests.
  7. 10 minutes after discovery of God Particle, Chinese knock-off found for $5
  8. Gee Great.  How long before IKEA comes up with new furniture made with real God Particle Board.
  9. says that yo mama's so fat that SHE gives the God Particle mass! (Assuming validity of the Standard Model and Gauge Theory of course)
  10. Higgs Boson discovered...  Katy Perry's 3D movie opens... Coincidence?