NAME...
- is thankful and somewhat humbled by receiving the Nobel Peace Prize
- is thankful he never went for a sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house.
- is thankful he isn't one of the "Plus Eight" from Jon & Kate.
- is thankful he wasn't killed by OJ!
- is thankful to be adopted by Madonna
- is thankful for his government bailout!!
- is thankful that LOST is finally ending.
- is thankful to be one of David Letterman's interns!
- is thankful that Lynard Skynard did not release an album this year.
- is thankful he's not a turkey
Frankenstein...
- plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
- wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
- warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
- will have on his tomb stone, "See I told you I was SICK!"
- is going to dress up as Kanye West and show up at Taylor Swift's house this Halloween.
- hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.
- wonders if he's getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?
- forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.
- hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.
- wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???
Kanye West...
- is interrupting Patrick Swayze's death to say that Michael Jackson's death was better.
- would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.
- on the seventh day, took a break from creating the universe and rested.
- wakes up every morning and experiences an exquisite joy – the joy of being Kanye West – and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things this Kanye West is going to accomplish today?
- finds himself fascinating!
- is a HUGE admirer of my own work and that of Beyonce's.
- finds himself screaming for JOY when he sees himself in the mirror.
- notices that the longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and have only wasted my time debating any issue.
- has three words for you: "BEYONCE for PRESIDENT!"
- is so amazing that if I went to a bar... I'd pick myself up!
- Is pissed off at Taylor Swift for interrupting his tirade on why Beyonce's video is the best video of all time.
NAME...
- lives vicariously... through himself.
- once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
- 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- is the most interesting man in the world.
- can speak French in Russian..
- , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.
- 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
- 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
- was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them
- is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
