NAME...
- will update her Facebook status for money!
- is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
- is so poor that she got married for the rice.
- can't even afford the last letter to update her statu_!
- is so broke that she went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back.
- is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.
- is so broke that she had to eat her cereal with a fork to save on milk.
- is so poor she can't even give you her two cents!
- is so broke that she can't afford to be wrong.
- wonders if she can qualify for a government bailout package?
Sarah...
- can see Alaska from her house.
- is on a bridge to nowhere!
- needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
- is a pitbull with lipstick
- is gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink wink
- says "hey you Russian... Shew shew... You can't stay in Alaska"
- told congress, "Thanks but no Thanks"
- is the mayor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.
- knows what the Bush Doctrine is. It's just that in Alaska, we call him the gardener.
- 's e-mail account has been hacked by Sarah Palin!
- thinks calling you Joe 6-Pack is endearing not derogatory, gosh darn'.
- has got her heels on and her gloves off.
- is sad to report that at Toys R Us today, a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony. :(
NAME...
- understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
- thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-cheque
- is just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
- sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
- pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.
- thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- thinks work is for people who don't know how to fish!
- just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
- is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- 's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!
NAME...
- childproofed his house, but they still get in.
- is still hot. It just comes in flashes.
- thinks at her age, "getting lucky" means finding her car in the parking lot.
- 's reality cheque just bounced.
- is not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
- says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
- is not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
- says keep staring....I may do a trick.
- is DANGEROUSLY under-medicated.
- washes her mouth out with chocolate every time she hears the word "exercise".
