Sunday, July 29, 2007

Miscellaneous Facebook Status Updates

NAME is...
  1. reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
  2. very very very slee
  3. Right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
  4. going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
  5. Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes... Casual Fridays here I come!
  6. the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
  7. too sexy for this status
  8. bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
  9. hip to your jive talk
  10. dy-no-mite
  11. wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
  12. the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
  13. an undercover cop
  14. calculating pi
  15. America's next top model!
  16. updating his Facebook status
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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 4, 2007 at 1:49 PM

    If you put #13 you might get some trouble...LOL

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  2. AnonymousAugust 9, 2007 at 5:25 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA Too Funny!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 20, 2007 at 11:10 PM

    i really like #4

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  4. AnonymousMay 2, 2008 at 8:53 PM

    I love this blog! I come here when I run out of status ideas.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 26, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    i used that last one, didnt kno others already thought of it

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  6. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    i think number 9 is safe enough

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    Omg no.99 is 2 good for me
    and wt else tht #13 is dangerous u were right

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  8. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    3apolate to villo mou ouiou

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  9. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 1:56 AM

    I'm going to try #13!!!!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 29, 2009 at 3:49 AM

    thIs Is SoO SuPeR BoRiNg!!! dOnT KnOw hOw u bUnNiEs tHiNk tHiS Is fUnNy!!!!!

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  11. UnknownFebruary 24, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    Hahahaha Too Funny!

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  12. King XireroxMarch 22, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    #4 is awesome :P

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2012 at 4:47 PM

    really? like a computer would want to write on this wall?

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  14. MikeSeptember 17, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    I loved the face book status too sexy for this status. It has a nice balance of cockiness and humor.

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  15. timclarkDecember 9, 2012 at 4:41 AM

    is an undercover criminal working to catch and corrupt good cops

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