Sunday, July 29, 2007

Miscellaneous Facebook Status Updates

NAME is...
  1. reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
  2. very very very slee
  3. Right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
  4. going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
  5. Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes... Casual Fridays here I come!
  6. the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
  7. too sexy for this status
  8. bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
  9. hip to your jive talk
  10. dy-no-mite
  11. wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
  12. the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
  13. an undercover cop
  14. calculating pi
  15. America's next top model!
  16. updating his Facebook status

16 comments:

  1. If you put #13 you might get some trouble...LOL

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  2. HAHAHAHAHA Too Funny!

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  3. I love this blog! I come here when I run out of status ideas.

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  4. i used that last one, didnt kno others already thought of it

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  5. i think number 9 is safe enough

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  6. Omg no.99 is 2 good for me
    and wt else tht #13 is dangerous u were right

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  7. 3apolate to villo mou ouiou

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  8. I'm going to try #13!!!!

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  9. thIs Is SoO SuPeR BoRiNg!!! dOnT KnOw hOw u bUnNiEs tHiNk tHiS Is fUnNy!!!!!

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  10. really? like a computer would want to write on this wall?

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  11. I loved the face book status too sexy for this status. It has a nice balance of cockiness and humor.

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  12. is an undercover criminal working to catch and corrupt good cops

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