- reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
- very very very slee
- Right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
- going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
- Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes... Casual Fridays here I come!
- the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
- too sexy for this status
- bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
- hip to your jive talk
- wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
- the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
- an undercover cop
- calculating pi
- America's next top model!
- updating his Facebook status
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Miscellaneous Facebook Status Updates