Saturday, March 17, 2012

St. Patrick's Day's Funny Facebook Status Updates

St. Patrick..
  1. is Irish today!!! Hungover tomorrow!
  2. invites you to spank his leprechaun
  3. thinks that Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious, but isn't calling him a "Saint" and giving him his own day going a little too far?  Then again.. He is Legendary!
  4. says ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
  5. is thinking that when the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland , what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
  6. is gonna party with his Irish Friends: Patty O'Furniture, Rick O'Shay, and Pile O'Sh!t!
  7. says put your hands in my pockets and check out my shamrocks!