- will be here all week. Thank-you. Thank-You Very much!
- knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.
- wonders... What is the speed of dark?
- has too much blood in his caffeine system.
- has calculated that half of his Facebook friends are below average.
- is being spontaneous... tomorrow.
- is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
- wants to remind you that it's even worse then you think.
- didn't say it was your fault... I'm just blaming you...
- is going around telling people that you're really 46
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Labels: One Liner
Thursday, February 14, 2008
- Says touch your head. Touch your nose. NAME didn't say touch your nose.
- is really tired of kidney stones
- smells better than he tastes
- often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
- has a clear conscience or was that a bad memory?
- is modest and proud of it!
- is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!
- was reviewing your profile but couldn't turn the suck down!
- is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!
- wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.