Friday, January 30, 2009

Valentines Day Funny Facebook Status Updates


  1. says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.

  2. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.

  3. says don't worry... it's not contagious.

  4. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day

  5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.

  6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?

  7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.

  8. wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.

  9. says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.

  10. says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Academy Awards Inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates


  1. is honoured to just be nominated.
  2. would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible.
  3. is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.
  4. would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album.
  5. is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja
  6. is nominated for best adaptation of a boring life
  7. is nominated for best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
  8. thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person.
  9. would like to thank the academy
  10. is nominated for best portrayal of status update.
  11. should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men