- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Labels: new year's resolution
Saturday, December 12, 2009
- would like to remind Tiger that he who drives well on the fairway... does NOT fair well in the driveway!
- wonders how many women, would a Tiger Woods woody if a Tiger Woods would woody women? He would woody as many women could he until Woody gets hit by a 3 woody.
- needs you to do him a huge favor. Can you please, uh, take my name off your facebook list?
- had a tough day, where, on his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees...
- thinks it's times like these where he asks himself... What would Tiger do?
- is wondering if she is the only one who hasn't had sex with Tiger.
- isn't sure what a "transgression" is, but dang, I want to get me some of that!
- can't believe Tiger's response as to why he had "transgressions"... "They're Grrrreat!"
- is shocked that Nike is changing their slogan after Tiger's "transgressions" to "Just Do Me!"
- heard that Tiger is giving up golf, and becoming an actor... His 1st movie: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Transgressions"
- thinks the beauty of this viral campaign will become apparent when one of Tiger's mistresses appears in Playboy with a Nike tattoo on her butt.
- read that "Tiger is ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
Labels: Tiger Woods