Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Funny Dos Equis inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates


  1. lives vicariously... through himself.

  2. once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

  3. 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

  4. is the most interesting man in the world.

  5. can speak French in Russian..

  6. , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.

  7. 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.

  8. 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.

  9. was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them

  10. is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.