Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Funny April Fools Day related Facebook Status Updates

  1. For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke.
  2. wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it's not happening to you.
  3. is pleased to introduce you to baby Jacob, born today 8lb's 7 oz. Mom and baby are doing great! Oh yeah... April Fools!
  4. won a free donut in Roll Up The Rim...  Yeah Right!  April fools
  5. is getting an iPad!!!!  April Fools!
  6. is so sorry you got fired. April Fools!
  7. noticed a friend's Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him.  April Fools!
  8. Has got tickets to go see Nickleback!  April Fools!
  9. wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.  April Fools!
  10. is quitting drinking today....  April Fools!
  11. for April Fools day is going to tell a guy he's going to shoot him, then kill him with a brick.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Funny Earth Hour Facebook Status Updates

Al Gore...
  1. has said it before. Earth Hour, Earth Hour and a Half, whatever it takes.
  2. is making smores during Earth Hour.  Did you know that smores are actually named after the arch-demon S'morax, Satan's top chef.
  3. In order to read without electricity during earth hour, I'm keeping this tire fire going all day.
  4. says no Earth Hour for me! I got my fill of pointless symbolic gestures by communicating in sign language with my toaster.
  5. I'm sorry earth hour. I'm gonna be watching March Madness during that time. I'll make up for it by sleeping an extra hour tonight.
  6. says it's Earth Hour and has shut off all his electronic devices.  Oh crap, this tweet is on his BlackBerry.
  7. Earth Hour...  Apple claims it's actually iEarth Hour and that this too is another one of their innovations...
  8. Earth Hour?  You guys are pronouncing it wrong... It's actually pronounced... Happy Hour...