Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Halloween Based Funny Facebook Status Updates


  1. plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".

  2. wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.

  3. warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.

  4. will have on his tomb stone, "See I told you I was SICK!"

  5. is going to dress up as Kanye West and show up at Taylor Swift's house this Halloween.

  6. hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

  7. wonders if he's getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?

  8. forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.

  9. hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.

  10. wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Kanye West VMA inspired funny facebook status updates

Kanye West...
  1. is interrupting Patrick Swayze's death to say that Michael Jackson's death was better.
  2. would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.

  3. on the seventh day, took a break from creating the universe and rested.

  4. wakes up every morning and experiences an exquisite joy – the joy of being Kanye West – and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things this Kanye West is going to accomplish today?

  5. finds himself fascinating!

  6. is a HUGE admirer of my own work and that of Beyonce's.

  7. finds himself screaming for JOY when he sees himself in the mirror.

  8. notices that the longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and have only wasted my time debating any issue.

  9. has three words for you: "BEYONCE for PRESIDENT!"

  10. is so amazing that if I went to a bar... I'd pick myself up!

  11. Is pissed off at Taylor Swift for interrupting his tirade on why Beyonce's video is the best video of all time.