Friday, October 9, 2009

Funny Thanksgiving Related Facebook Status Updates

  1. is thankful and somewhat humbled by receiving the Nobel Peace Prize

  2. is thankful he never went for a sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house.

  3. is thankful he isn't one of the "Plus Eight" from Jon & Kate.

  4. is thankful he wasn't killed by OJ!

  5. is thankful to be adopted by Madonna

  6. is thankful for his government bailout!!

  7. is thankful that LOST is finally ending.

  8. is thankful to be one of David Letterman's interns!

  9. is thankful that Lynard Skynard did not release an album this year.

  10. is thankful he's not a turkey