- is SO COOL he can't drink soda because the can will explode!
- is SO COOL that he wasn't born, he was unleashed.
- is SO COOL that he doesn't sweat, he glistens.
- is SO COOL that ice cubes are afraid of him.
- is SO COOL that you can set your clock by his five o'clock shadow.
- is SO COOL that he got Helen Keller to talk.
- is SO COOL that Rosa Parks gave up her seat for him.
- is SO COOL that ancient civilizations sacrificed virgins in anticipation of his birth.
- is SO COOL that he can't be killed by bullets because they're afraid.
- is SO COOL that when he plays Deal or No Deal, the banker always offers him a million dollars.
- is SO COOL that he shot the Deputy after Bob Marley shot the Sheriff.
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Monday, October 18, 2010
- has two tickets to that thing you love.
- is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
- says, you know how people say "in bed" after fortune cookies? Well... I invented that.
- is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...
- is often the life of the party even though he's not there.
- is that guy that if he were to punch you in the face... You'd have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- is that guy whom Sharks have a week dedicated to!
- vs Shaq and Shaq lost...
- is the guy who put the laughter in slaughter
- let the dogs out
- is the Cigar Guy
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