- is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
- is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
- is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
- put some vanilla pudding in to a mayonnaise jar and is eating it in public
- is handing out lemons to people on a street corner and wearing a shirt that says "Life"
- is going to major in philosophy and then go around and ask "WHY do you want fries with that?"
- just ran into a store screaming "What year is this?" and when the cashier replied with the year, I ran out screaming, "It Worked! It Worked!!!"
- is changing my last name to Acula, and going to become a doctor...
- just hired two private investigators to follow each other
- is standing in a crowded elevator saying, "I guess you are probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Labels: To Do