Sunday, July 29, 2007

Music Referenced Facebook Status Updates

NAME is...
  1. pretty fly for a white guy
  2. in a gadda da vida baby
  3. psycho,-somatic addict, insane
  4. wasting away down in Margaritaville
  5. cruising the seas for American gold. we'd fire no guns. shed no tears. now i am a broken man on a Halifax pier. the last of Barrett's Privateers
  6. selling Peace but who's buying?
  7. stomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it and he really wants to show it
  8. a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play'n his music in the sun
  9. tragically hip
  10. doing the HUSTLE! doo du doo du doo du doo doo...
  11. a well thought out twinkle
  12. so sick from the drink I need home for a rest
  13. bringing sexy back
  14. bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund
  15. rock n rolling all night long and partying every day
  16. more human than human
  17. tubthumping
  18. bananas. B - A - N -A -N -A - S
  19. elegantly wasted
  20. dazed and confused for so long it's not true
  21. afraid of Americans
  22. so vain. He probably thinks this status is about him.

Miscellaneous Facebook Status Updates

NAME is...
  1. reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
  2. very very very slee
  3. Right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
  4. going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
  5. Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes... Casual Fridays here I come!
  6. the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
  7. too sexy for this status
  8. bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
  9. hip to your jive talk
  10. dy-no-mite
  11. wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
  12. the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
  13. an undercover cop
  14. calculating pi
  15. America's next top model!
  16. updating his Facebook status