More Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates

Name is...

1. better than Ezra
2. typing feverishly on his Blackberry pretending to do work but really updating his Facebook status
3. the guy who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shutup!
4. pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.
5. being recalled by Fisher Price because he may contain traces of led paint
6. stomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it.
7. going..... and going..... and going..... and going....
8. sdrawkcab gnipyT
9. inviting you to play with his touchscreen.
10. secretly hoping the video he and Paris made last night is released on TMZ
11. lost in translation