- would like to remind Tiger that he who drives well on the fairway... does NOT fair well in the driveway!
- wonders how many women, would a Tiger Woods woody if a Tiger Woods would woody women? He would woody as many women could he until Woody gets hit by a 3 woody.
- needs you to do him a huge favor. Can you please, uh, take my name off your facebook list?
- had a tough day, where, on his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees...
- thinks it's times like these where he asks himself... What would Tiger do?
- is wondering if she is the only one who hasn't had sex with Tiger.
- isn't sure what a "transgression" is, but dang, I want to get me some of that!
- can't believe Tiger's response as to why he had "transgressions"... "They're Grrrreat!"
- is shocked that Nike is changing their slogan after Tiger's "transgressions" to "Just Do Me!"
- heard that Tiger is giving up golf, and becoming an actor... His 1st movie: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Transgressions"
- thinks the beauty of this viral campaign will become apparent when one of Tiger's mistresses appears in Playboy with a Nike tattoo on her butt.
- read that "Tiger is ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Funny Tiger Woods Facebook Status Updates
Labels: Tiger Woods