Saturday, August 18, 2007

Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates - II

NAME is...
  1. with your girlfriend.
  2. filmed before a live stuido audience
  3. trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!
  4. not the droid you're looking for.
  5. not your friend.
  6. finding your lack of faith disturbing
  7. sensing something; a presence he hasn't felt since...
  8. better than you.
  9. not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you
  10. gonna kick your rear end from here to Tienanmen Square.
  11. made of meat. Your whole family is made of meat
  12. a lumberjack and he's okay. He drinks all night and works all day
  13. the second coming

5 comments:

  1. ... is yang to many yins.

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  3. dont go to that generator it sucks bad!!!!

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  4. How about....

    1. be back in 5min. if not... read this again
    2. when the doorbell rings... why does my dog always think its for him?
    3. yea! just finished a puzzle in a year and the box said 2-4 years! what an accomplishment
    4. you have 10 fish 5 drown and 3 come back to life...how many do u have? stop counting smart one because fish dont drown!

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