- having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
- assuring you that it's not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of Facebook a day.
- going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
- known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
- sure that if there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
- , unlike most of you, not a nut!
- in awe! Reading and writing actually paid off!
- wondering, what's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway!
- going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
- wondering when will he ever learn... The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on Facebook!
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Simpsons inspired Funny Facebook Status updates