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Anyone with a reference to Seinfeld is my new best friend
has been caught double-dipping?
likes his chicken spicy.
thinks... no soup for you!
stuffs his sorries in a sack.
This pretzels are making me thirsty.
Who?! Who will not wear the ribbon?
-"Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up"
Anyone with a reference to Seinfeld is my new best friend
ReplyDeletehas been caught double-dipping?
ReplyDeletelikes his chicken spicy.
ReplyDeletethinks... no soup for you!
ReplyDeletestuffs his sorries in a sack.
ReplyDeleteThis pretzels are making me thirsty.
ReplyDeleteWho?! Who will not wear the ribbon?
ReplyDelete-"Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up"
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