Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Research inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

David is...

  1. writing a paper called "Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection"
  2. presenting his thesis on "E=MC3: That's Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!"
  3. being interviewed on his new novel "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"
  4. Gathering research for his essay, "Lincoln: The Man, The President, The Town Car"
  5. Wondering if his new research grant will accept his thesis, "Whoops!: I Blew My $800,000 Research Grant At The MGM Grand Casino"
  6. Pondering the scientific evidence to support the claim "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: So Cheesy, It Should Be Called 'Kraft Cheese & Macaroni'"
  7. reviewing extensive analysis on the topic "There Sure Are A Lot of 'Smiths' In The Phone Book, Dude"
  8. writing his final paper called "The Isotope Conjecture: A Fake Title So My Wife Won't Look Inside Here and See My Letters To Penthouse Forum"
  9. a bit disappointed he didn't win the Nobel Prize as evidenced by his book "Why The People Who Award The Nobel Prize Are A Bunch Of Jerks"
  10. doing scientific research on "Gravity: The Devil's Tool"

7 comments:

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  2. youn guys r loserz especially u dia!!lol

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  4. lol, unbelievable, how do you write such a funny statuses?

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  5. yes all statuses were very funny and i enjoyed a lot between read all these statusess funny love facebook status

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