NAME will resolve in 2008 to...
- stop using the following phrase at work, "Deal..." (dramatic pause) "Or No Deal..."
- work with neglected children. (my own).
- stop replying to funny jokes he hears by saying, "L.O.L... L.O.L"
- do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- stop using Facebook as the primary communication method with his wife & kids.
- read less.
- stop tagging pictures of himself in pictures even when he's not in them.
- combine his love of bass fishing and exercise into new sport: Bassercize
- only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
- start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- eat more paint.
