Friday, January 4, 2008

Funny New Year's Resolution Facebook Status Updates

NAME will resolve in 2008 to...


  1. stop using the following phrase at work, "Deal..." (dramatic pause) "Or No Deal..."
  2. work with neglected children. (my own).
  3. stop replying to funny jokes he hears by saying, "L.O.L... L.O.L"
  4. do less laundry and use more deodorant.
  5. stop using Facebook as the primary communication method with his wife & kids.
  6. read less.
  7. stop tagging pictures of himself in pictures even when he's not in them.
  8. combine his love of bass fishing and exercise into new sport: Bassercize
  9. only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
  10. start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
  11. eat more paint.

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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 25, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    Happy New Year 2009 !!

    So what's your New Year Resolution (:

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  2. AnonymousDecember 31, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    pooka na na na aka ma paka tika no nina lalal no nnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina

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  3. AnonymousDecember 31, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    GHATIA BAKWAAS..KYA GHATIA SARI MARI HAI KASAM SE YAAR

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  4. AnonymousDecember 31, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Writing numerical dates in September next year should be awkward...

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  5. UnknownJanuary 1, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    hahhha these are great! im going to be more positive this year and as for #11. dont eat paint. ive tried hahha trust me that was my new years resolution in '09! (:

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