- Says touch your head. Touch your nose. NAME didn't say touch your nose.
- is really tired of kidney stones
- smells better than he tastes
- often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
- has a clear conscience or was that a bad memory?
- is modest and proud of it!
- is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!
- was reviewing your profile but couldn't turn the suck down!
- is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!
- wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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