Sunday, March 2, 2008

Guitar Hero III Inspired Facebook Status Updates

Slash...

  1. is fresh out of batteries but still making noise.

  2. can not kill The Metal... The Metal will live on..

  3. doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

  4. is having a holiday in Cambodia

  5. has to turn his head until the darkness goes.

  6. is at the drive-in. In the old man's Ford.

  7. can't even think of a word that rhymes.

  8. wants it wild! He'll drive you cra-zee!

  9. is a cult of personality.

  10. 's name is Jonas!

2 comments:

  1. How about "Jane is a black magic women."

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