Sarah...
- can see Alaska from her house.
- is on a bridge to nowhere!
- needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
- is a pitbull with lipstick
- is gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink wink
- says "hey you Russian... Shew shew... You can't stay in Alaska"
- told congress, "Thanks but no Thanks"
- is the mayor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.
- knows what the Bush Doctrine is. It's just that in Alaska, we call him the gardener.
- 's e-mail account has been hacked by Sarah Palin!
- thinks calling you Joe 6-Pack is endearing not derogatory, gosh darn'.
- has got her heels on and her gloves off.
- is sad to report that at Toys R Us today, a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony. :(
