Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates


  1. can see Alaska from her house.
  2. is on a bridge to nowhere!
  3. needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
  4. is a pitbull with lipstick
  5. is gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink wink
  6. says "hey you Russian... Shew shew... You can't stay in Alaska"
  7. told congress, "Thanks but no Thanks"
  8. is the mayor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.
  9. knows what the Bush Doctrine is. It's just that in Alaska, we call him the gardener.
  10. 's e-mail account has been hacked by Sarah Palin!
  11. thinks calling you Joe 6-Pack is endearing not derogatory, gosh darn'.
  12. has got her heels on and her gloves off.
  13. is sad to report that at Toys R Us today, a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony. :(


  1. A favorite I used recently: "is going rogue, and wants to go more rogue."

  2. Hi there,

    Your status suggestions are hilarious, we’d love to get them in our application. Status Shuffle is the top Facebook app for selecting among over 16K statuses.

    If you install the application and insert them, you can track to see which ones get most popular. If it’s too much of a hassle, we’d be happy to enter them ourselves…of course, with your permission.

    We can also show you how to link directly from your website to see it’s usage directly in Facebook. Interested?


  3. Don't forget:

    "and also, too, you betcha!"

  4. funny, but first three aren't true

  5. Only the last one was funny. The rest were stupid.