Monday, July 14, 2008

Work inspired Facebook Status Updates

  1. understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
  2. thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-cheque
  3. is just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
  4. sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
  5. pretends to work. They pretend to pay me.
  6. thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  7. thinks work is for people who don't know how to fish!
  8. just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
  9. is thinking that this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  10. 's co-workers think he's a hard worker because they hear all this typing on Facebook!


  1. The Official Facebook Status Generator:

    I'll use some of these if you don't mind!

  2. I absolutely LOVE #10 there are some days that is me, but shhhhhh don't tellanyone okay.