X-Mas based Funny Facebook Status Updates

Frosty...

1. can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"


2. is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"


3. may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.


4. is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head


5. is making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions.


6. is eating her weight in figgy pudding


7. is inviting you to tickle her Elmo.


8. hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.


9. is still trying to figure out what "police nabbed my dad" has to do with Christmas.


10. wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.