Sunday, December 7, 2008

Advertising Slogans as Facebook Status Updates


  1. tastes great... is less filling... tastes great...

  2. melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

  3. is good to the last drop.

  4. is magically delicious.

  5. contains calcium, something your body uses anyways.

  6. is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

  7. is lovn'n it!

  8. is asking... "Can you hear me now?"

  9. sometimes feels like a nut... sometimes he don't.

  10. takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

  11. keeps going and going and going...

  12. has been informed... he has bankers... ahhh!

  13. tastes awful, but he works!

  14. is kid tested, mother approved.

  15. is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

  16. likes his coffee crisp!

  17. is finger lick'n good!

  18. is grrrrrrreat!

  19. is an ancient Chinese secret

  20. wants YOU!


  1. This is a great idea! I was thinking of doing this but I see you already have it covered :) How are you getting all these, do you have alot of friends or do you just make them up? Good luck!

  2. this website is dumb. any retard could come up with these. what a waste of time.

  3. Soleh (Creative Thinking)January 6, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    A retard's (in this contextual) definition: a person who is much blessed with his inferiority by enlightening many people.

    So, he/she is still much better than a person who can only mocking around anonymously.

    Keep cheering up others!

  4. I agree with Soleh...keep up the good work. This stuff is funny

  5. This is great stuff! Thank-you! You brightened my day

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