- was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi.
- will never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!
- is reading his friends' statuses and adding 'in bed' to the end of each one.
- is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
- will never put salt in my eye. never Put Salt in my eye. Put Salt in my eye. Always put salt in my eye.
- didn't mean to accept your friend request. This is the last status you will read.
- is only a test. If this were the real NAME, and not a test, you would have been informed.
- never makes stupid mistakes ..... only very clever ones .....
- gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- would like you to give him back that filet o' fish! Give me that fish!
Monday, April 6, 2009
Assorted Funny Facebook Status Updates