- hated it when old aunts used to come up to her at weddings, poke her in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
- Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.
- says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar!"
- thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costco, or if she really had it coming.
- may kill you in the morning.
- reminds you that when we resort to violence, nobody wins. Wait, that's wrong. I win...always!!! Got that! ALWAYS!!!!
- thinks it's impossible to look at a baby penguin and not get angry!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Angry but Funny Facebook Status Updates