Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Yup More Assorted Funny Facebook Status Updates

  1. says it's been a business doing pleasure with you.
  2. is frustrated that he knows all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask him the questions.
  3. says last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"
  4. notices that nobody ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
  5. says "Oh no, not another learning experience!"
  6. has seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  7. woke up screaming realizing he hadn't fallen asleep yet.
  8. This line intentionally left unjustified.
  9. thinks this would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
  10. has calculated that three out of four Facebook contacts make up 75% of his friends list
  11. Is starting to think that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday.
  12. wonders is the "Hokey Pokey" is really what it's all about?

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