Saturday, April 25, 2009

More Random Funny Facebook Status Updates

NAME...
  1. Works for the department of redundant departments.
  2. ask if you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?
  3. wonders if you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
  4. just found out that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!
  5. wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  6. reminds you to not play stupid with me! I'm better at it.
  7. says don't read everything you believe.
  8. says don't sweat petty things — or pet sweaty things.
  9. pleads that you don't treat me any differently than you would the King.
  10. is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

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