- Works for the department of redundant departments.
- ask if you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?
- wonders if you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
- just found out that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!
- wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
- reminds you to not play stupid with me! I'm better at it.
- says don't read everything you believe.
- says don't sweat petty things — or pet sweaty things.
- pleads that you don't treat me any differently than you would the King.
- is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
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