- lives vicariously... through himself.
- once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
- 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- is the most interesting man in the world.
- can speak French in Russian..
- , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.
- 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
- 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
- was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them
- is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Funny Dos Equis inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates