Funny Dos Equis inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates
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- lives vicariously... through himself.
- once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
- 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- is the most interesting man in the world.
- can speak French in Russian..
- , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.
- 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
- 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
- was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them
- is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
These are so funny!
ReplyDeleteThese are pretty accurate statements about myself.
ReplyDeleteThese are the best!!! Where are these from?
ReplyDeleteSome of these are just hilarious. Thanks!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat post...
ReplyDeleteVery funny and hilarious..
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tehe, i posted up 'can speak french in russian ;)'. and i got a comment immediately . :) thank you .
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ReplyDeletefunny stuff! also more facebook status funnies at: http://statusupdatelists.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteYou can also take a peek at funnystatusmessages.co.uk for a few more of these.
ReplyDeletethere is also "he never starts up a conversation about weather, not even during a typhoon".
ReplyDeleteHis personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!
ReplyDeleteHe once went to a psychic, to warn her.
ReplyDeletehe put jack in the box...lol
ReplyDeleteThank you for share great quotes collection.
ReplyDeleteI've got one.
ReplyDelete"His recent autobiography was the Guiness Book of World Records for 2010."
He once rode the Tour De France on a unicycle to settle a bet.
ReplyDeleteBest guy ever! If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it on your resume. LOL! Great post. Funny Status Updates
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