Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Funny Dos Equis inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

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  1. lives vicariously... through himself.

  2. once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

  3. 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

  4. is the most interesting man in the world.

  5. can speak French in Russian..

  6. , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.

  7. 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.

  8. 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.

  9. was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them

  10. is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.

20 comments:

  1. These are so funny!

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  2. These are pretty accurate statements about myself.

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  3. These are the best!!! Where are these from?

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  4. Some of these are just hilarious. Thanks!!!!

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  5. tehe, i posted up 'can speak french in russian ;)'. and i got a comment immediately . :) thank you .

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  6. try this guys : http://www.onlyclassy.com

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  7. funny stuff! also more facebook status funnies at: http://statusupdatelists.blogspot.com/

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  8. You can also take a peek at funnystatusmessages.co.uk for a few more of these.

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  9. there is also "he never starts up a conversation about weather, not even during a typhoon".

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  10. His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!

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  11. He once went to a psychic, to warn her.

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  12. he put jack in the box...lol

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  13. Thank you for share great quotes collection.

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  14. I've got one.

    "His recent autobiography was the Guiness Book of World Records for 2010."

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  15. He once rode the Tour De France on a unicycle to settle a bet.

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  16. Best guy ever! If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it on your resume. LOL! Great post. Funny Status Updates

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