- lives vicariously... through himself.
- once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
- 's reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- is the most interesting man in the world.
- can speak French in Russian..
- , my friends, is indeed.... THAT man.
- 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
- 's legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
- was asked by Alien abductors to have him probe them
- is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
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These are so funny!
These are pretty accurate statements about myself.
These are the best!!! Where are these from?
absolutly crap soooooo not funny fuck wit
Some of these are just hilarious. Thanks!!!!
Great post...
Very funny and hilarious..
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tehe, i posted up 'can speak french in russian ;)'. and i got a comment immediately . :) thank you .
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funny stuff! also more facebook status funnies at: http://statusupdatelists.blogspot.com/
You can also take a peek at funnystatusmessages.co.uk for a few more of these.
fantastic
there is also "he never starts up a conversation about weather, not even during a typhoon".
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His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!
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