Halloween Based Funny Facebook Status Updates

Frankenstein...

1. plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".


2. wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.


3. warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.


4. will have on his tomb stone, "See I told you I was SICK!"


5. is going to dress up as Kanye West and show up at Taylor Swift's house this Halloween.


6. hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.


7. wonders if he's getting old, or if others also ask for high fibre candy only on Halloween?


8. forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of his sandwich.


9. hopes nobody else dresses up as Justus von Liebig, Father of biochemistry who recorded minerals in plant ash and proposed the law of minimum.


10. wonders if Lady Gaga dresses up as a normal person for Halloween???