Sunday, September 13, 2009

Kanye West VMA inspired funny facebook status updates

Kanye West...
  1. is interrupting Patrick Swayze's death to say that Michael Jackson's death was better.
  2. would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.

  3. on the seventh day, took a break from creating the universe and rested.

  4. wakes up every morning and experiences an exquisite joy – the joy of being Kanye West – and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things this Kanye West is going to accomplish today?

  5. finds himself fascinating!

  6. is a HUGE admirer of my own work and that of Beyonce's.

  7. finds himself screaming for JOY when he sees himself in the mirror.

  8. notices that the longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and have only wasted my time debating any issue.

  9. has three words for you: "BEYONCE for PRESIDENT!"

  10. is so amazing that if I went to a bar... I'd pick myself up!

  11. Is pissed off at Taylor Swift for interrupting his tirade on why Beyonce's video is the best video of all time.


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  2. ROFL! These are great. What a pompous ass he is!

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  4. Global warming is happening right now, but i feel Beyonce had the Best Video.

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  5. how bout this one Kanye West...wakes up every morning and asks him self wat teen country artist am i going to interrupet today???

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  6. Here's my old status:

    Was going to write something clever, but Kanye West inturrupted me.

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