Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Funny April Fools Day related Facebook Status Updates

JOKER...
  1. For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke.
  2. wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it's not happening to you.
  3. is pleased to introduce you to baby Jacob, born today 8lb's 7 oz. Mom and baby are doing great! Oh yeah... April Fools!
  4. won a free donut in Roll Up The Rim...  Yeah Right!  April fools
  5. is getting an iPad!!!!  April Fools!
  6. is so sorry you got fired. April Fools!
  7. noticed a friend's Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him.  April Fools!
  8. Has got tickets to go see Nickleback!  April Fools!
  9. wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.  April Fools!
  10. is quitting drinking today....  April Fools!
  11. for April Fools day is going to tell a guy he's going to shoot him, then kill him with a brick.

17 comments:

  1. No one online has any good ones. We need something unique, yet not stupid.

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    1. Post a pic of an arm or leg in a cast and say something like guess what I did ...n at the end of the day April fools...I did it last year got lots of omg what happed :))

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  2. I like them ... and you people who are being jerks saying they sucked and you need unique status's thats what your brain is for dummy! if your going to copy someone elses status's it's not very unique is it? duh!

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  3. I agree to the last comment....thanks for taking the time- screw the neg people...they took the time to view your site, and I'm gonna use the suiside poke one...it's funny

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  4. If the people saying rude comments had any originality, they wouldnt be looking to copy someone elses status in the 1st place....I look forward to hearing some funnier ones if you come accross any

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  5. Some are kind of funny I guess. Has anyone seen the ap call Friend Smacker. One of my buddies sent me a "Smack", which is pretty much like a superlative/ reference, on April 1st which made me laugh pretty hard.

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  6. Too late... But this one's good.

    "More people should try saying 'I love you' on April Fool's day than on Valentine's Day. Its safer"

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  7. April fools day is a felony!

    "For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke.

    Whoever posted that on facebook is a psycho! If he thought that his nephew deep down thought that it was a "good" joke, the nephew might have killed him the next day! If anyone pulled such a joke

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    1. you are an idiot! that was a saturday night live joke

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  8. To the guy that freaked out about the "disneyland" april fools day status....it was a JOKE! LOL geeze some people just can't have fun.

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  9. It's too bad Disneyland didn't really burn down...that would have been a much better joke spanning WAY more children.

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  10. Wow, just won tickets to see Justin Beiber! So excited! It's going to be the concert of the century!

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  11. Really this April fools funny facebook updates are very funny to read,thanks really i like this blog.

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  12. Really very nice,thanks for sharing with us.

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  13. Haha Like Half The People Who Commented Wasnt Even Around April Fools Day ?(:

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