Monday, May 24, 2010

Funny LOST Facebook Status Updates

Jack Sheppard...
  1. says for all you LOST fans out there, if you take the last names of each of Oceanic 6 surviviors, and re-arrange the letters, it's actually an anagram for "Get A Life".
  2. has noticed that according to Facebook, Hurley and Jacob are now friends.
  3. will now summarize LOST.. "Plane crashes... Weird stuff happens... People Die"
  4. is dead. Yet here you are reading his update. What does that make you?
  5. has found out what happened to the Polar Bear from LOST...  It's hanging in Sarah Palin's office.
  6. is ticked off that that the final epsiode of LOST was recalled by Toyota
  7. LOST Spoiler Alert: Hurly is going to eat everybody in a big BBQ in the end.
  8. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  9. is aggravated! That was it? That’s the big LOST secret? Survivors were in an Italian restaurant the whole time?! Oh, wait, that was an Olive Garden ad.
  10. LOST is like a Haiku. Haikus are easy. But sometimes it doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

6 comments:

  1. HAHAHA! Love THE ANAGRAM!

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  2. Yeah Anagram one was great

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  3. The haiku one is incorrect. 5 - 7 - 5

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  4. hahahaha. I like your statuses :p funny.

    Anyways, I don't know if this is the right place to write this.. but I didn't know where else I could. One of my friends starting posting these upside down statuses on Facebook and I thought the whole concept was sort of funny. This is the app he used: http://apps.facebook.com/upside_down_text/

    Maybe you could do a post about it sometime. I don't know if it fits your blog. lol.

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