Monday, October 18, 2010

"Yes I am... That Guy" Funny Facebook Status Updates

Rico...
  1. has two tickets to that thing you love.
  2. is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
  3. says, you know how people say "in bed" after fortune cookies?  Well... I invented that.
  4. is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...
  5. is often the life of the party even though he's not there.
  6. is that guy that if he were to punch you in the face... You'd have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
  7. is that guy whom Sharks have a week dedicated to!
  8. vs Shaq and Shaq lost...
  9. is the guy who put the laughter in slaughter
  10. let the dogs out
  11. is the Cigar Guy

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