Friday, September 17, 2010

Funny Justin Bieber inspired Facebook Status Updates

Justin...
  1. is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber...  couldn't he have rested on that day too?
  2. thinks if Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga had a kid... it would look like Chucky
  3. This just in from the centre for disease control.... To avoid catching Bieber fever...  Wash your hands and grow up!
  4. thinks everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber...  She has feelings too!
  5. just found out that the next Hannah Montana will be played by Justin Bieber
  6. is wondering what type of horrible mother calls their daughter Justin?
  7. can't go out this weekend... I'm babysitting Justin Bieber
  8. What can you write in 140 characters?  How about the memoirs of Justin Bieber?

26 comments:

  1. "thinks if Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga had a kid... it would look like Chucky"... LMAO, love it!

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  2. I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER
    AND I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS TRY AND DISS HIM
    I MEAN COME ON YOU GUYS MUST BE JELOUSE OFF HIM,
    HAHAHA, WELL I IF I WAS HIM I WOULDNT CARE ALL ABO THESE HORBLE THINGS YOU SAY ABOUT HIM, HES GOT EVERYTHINK THE GIRLS, THE LIFE, HAHHA
    SO BE JELOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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    1. I'm pretty sure that no one is jealous. Sure, girls, money, and fame are nice, but to have such awful musical style and such a huge ego as his is not in any way desirable. If anyone is envious I'd say it's you, because no one aspires to be like someone more than a fanboy/fangirl such as yourself. Also, your limited grammar and desire for others to be jealous of him says quite a bit about his fan base if I do say so myself. Good day.

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    2. totally agree with you! ;P

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    3. ''I'm pretty sure that no one is jealous. Sure, girls, money, and fame are nice''

      You've got that nailed down and I agree with you however, like everybody says 'you can't judge a book by it's cover' therefore, you can't say that Justin Bieber has a huge ego nor is his music style awful because in fact, people on this earth have different opinions such as me, arguing against that you're not speaking for people out there, you're speaking for yourself and that's your own opinion. Saying he has a 'huge ego,' well seems like to me you're a smart ass who thinks that by being critical of the anonymous person's grammar that it makes you feel better. That's rude! Nowadays, people in today's society use lingo and some people are to lazy to write properly so therefore once again you're judging a book by it's cover. Saying his 'music is awful' well that's your opinion once again and if the anonymous likes it and is standing up for him, let him/her. It's her/his opinion. Some people enjoy different types of genres whether it be R&B, scremo, hip hop and etc. I know I like different genres and I dislike some songs but that's my opinion.

      I'm not being bias to Justin Bieber nor the anonymous person but you can't just say your own perspective and think that people will agree because not all (such as me) will agree with what you've written above.

      Good day.

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  3. HAHA these are hilarious, omg! "Can't go out this weekend. I'm babysitting Justin Bieber." "What kind of a horrible mother would name their daughter Justin?" HAHAHA! ROFL!

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  4. its 100% rite i hate jb i thiz is what i hade exepted from him..................
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  5. its wrong to be mean to people you don't know... because they could be really good people... and I hate angry bloggers that hide behind their computers and bash people... and even though I don't particularly like justin beiber, I don't have a right to say terrible things about him...
    all that aside, these are very funny :)

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  6. aww justin sqeaker i hate u

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  7. LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER
    AND I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS TRY AND DISS HIM
    I MEAN COME ON YOU GUYS MUST BE JELOUSE OFF HIM,
    HAHAHA, WELL I IF I WAS HIM I WOULDNT CARE ALL ABO THESE HORBLE THINGS YOU SAY ABOUT HIM, HES GOT EVERYTHINK THE GIRLS, THE LIFE, HAHHA
    SO BE JELOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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  8. LoL this is the FUNNIEST joke about 'her' I'd ever heard

    besides jealous is spelled without "E" in the end

    such dumbass fan up me

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  9. I so funny! haha! love it!
    Hey Girl if you like Justin Bieber!
    is OKay! but don t try to fight with people because you don t won nothing!

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  10. i dont care if people dont like him. i just wish people could keep there comments to them selves. if you dont have something good to say, dont say it at all :(

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  11. haha awsome work hilarious...

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  12. gOT NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE BUT THESE LINES ARE JUST HILARIOUS

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  13. hahahahahhaha i set one as my status!;) boom! i hate her :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ arghhhh why do girls like her... tbh i understand why boys dis her because she takes all there girlfriends:L

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  14. justins amazing and all you haters are just jealous.

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  15. You shouldn't be mean to people you don't know. It's not right. These jokes are funny but you shouldn't be serious about it. Boys only make fun of him cuz they're jealous. Dude, don't hate cuz you aint!!!!

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  16. just found out that the next Hannah Montana will be played by Justin Bieber ......rlly funny lol

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  17. dude......criously.....y do ppl even mk ol dat stuff up?.....jb rox!....n I LOVE HIM....so u betta shut ur mouth....a mind ur own business~
    :|

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  18. Girls will never find real boyfriends because they've set their standards too high after mentally dating Justin Bieber.

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  19. Id just thouht id say that some of the people that type in "text talk" are really stupid... Like is ot really that hard to type out word... I think people who use text talk are LAZY like people that spell people like are you really just that stupid.. and its like trying to read baby hand writing... cant understand a word of what they say.. like really!?!?!? but this is really funny and awesome... this is so funny

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  20. YALL CAN SHUT THE F... UP YALL R JUST MAD THT YAL CANT HAVE JB AN DONT SAY U DONT WANT HIM CUZ IK U WANT JB SO SHUT THE F... UP OK :)

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  21. lol......stop it guyz!!! ..justins mom iz angry..rofl ;D

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  22. Just In --- Just Out .. You Sexy N You Knew It ....LMFAO

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