- thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.
- is going to buy my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, "toys not included.”
- thinks there's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning... and not be a child.
- wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
- is going to see The Nutcracker... It reminds me of boxing, except with music, choreography, and the dancers don't hit each other.
- is going to suprise his wife on X-Mas with new boxers that say "Tickle-My-Elmo".
- thinks this year, he is going to buy all his Christmas gifts from Nike... Made for kids by kids...
- wonder is Christmas trees could scream, would we be so joyful in cutting them down? I suppose we might... if they screamed all the time... and for no good reason.
- says "I got your stocking stuffer right here! Baby!"
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Funny Christmas Facebook Status Updates