Saturday, March 17, 2012

St. Patrick's Day's Funny Facebook Status Updates

St. Patrick..
  1. is Irish today!!! Hungover tomorrow!
  2. invites you to spank his leprechaun
  3. thinks that Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious, but isn't calling him a "Saint" and giving him his own day going a little too far?  Then again.. He is Legendary!
  4. says ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
  5. is thinking that when the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland , what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
  6. is gonna party with his Irish Friends: Patty O'Furniture, Rick O'Shay, and Pile O'Sh!t!
  7. says put your hands in my pockets and check out my shamrocks!

6 comments:

  1. Hilarious. Gonna use the irish one next year.

    My site www.humorous-status.com has some funny things we've found from the social networks.. you might like it.. maybe you can do a guest post and we could do one for you?

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  2. Its the big thing to make other people laugh. Enjoy and have fun with facebook by sharing the Funny Facebook Status. 123status is the place to get various statuses.

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