Funny Facebook Status Updates about Higgs Boson (God Particle)
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- found one of those God Particles in a box of cereal last year. Man, I wish I kept it!
- is glad mankind has found the God Particle, so we can continue our epic search for Waldo!
- "Are You There God Particle? It's Me, Joe Average That Doesn't Understand You!"
- CNN "That's all the time we have for the God Particle, right now let's meet your new hot dog eating champion!"
- predicts that at the end of the God Particle announcement, one of the CERN researchers will pause nonchalantly, and say... "oh, one more thing...", then calmly teleport away...
- Physicists at CERN announced they found the Higgs Boson “God particle,” but are bringing in Tebow for some tests.
- 10 minutes after discovery of God Particle, Chinese knock-off found for $5
- Gee Great. How long before IKEA comes up with new furniture made with real God Particle Board.
- says that yo mama's so fat that SHE gives the God Particle mass! (Assuming
validity of the Standard Model and Gauge Theory of course)
- Higgs Boson discovered... Katy Perry's 3D movie opens... Coincidence?
Jokes on such a issue put sad feelings, not a smile at all.
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