Al Gore...
- has said it before. Earth Hour, Earth Hour and a Half, whatever it takes.
- is making smores during Earth Hour. Did you know that smores are actually named after the arch-demon S'morax, Satan's top chef.
- In order to read without electricity during earth hour, I'm keeping this tire fire going all day.
- says no Earth Hour for me! I got my fill of pointless symbolic gestures by communicating in sign language with my toaster.
- I'm sorry earth hour. I'm gonna be watching March Madness during that time. I'll make up for it by sleeping an extra hour tonight.
- says it's Earth Hour and has shut off all his electronic devices. Oh crap, this tweet is on his BlackBerry.
- Earth Hour... Apple claims it's actually iEarth Hour and that this too is another one of their innovations...
- Earth Hour? You guys are pronouncing it wrong... It's actually pronounced... Happy Hour...
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- is huked on fonics.
- needs blood in his caffeine system
- is thinking about taking up golf to cure his sex addiction... If it worked for Tiger...
- thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook.
- would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
- thinks he might be addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter acccount just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials
- might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast
- thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
- loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
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- would like to remind Tiger that he who drives well on the fairway... does NOT fair well in the driveway!
- wonders how many women, would a Tiger Woods woody if a Tiger Woods would woody women? He would woody as many women could he until Woody gets hit by a 3 woody.
- needs you to do him a huge favor. Can you please, uh, take my name off your facebook list?
- had a tough day, where, on his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees...
- thinks it's times like these where he asks himself... What would Tiger do?
- is wondering if she is the only one who hasn't had sex with Tiger.
- isn't sure what a "transgression" is, but dang, I want to get me some of that!
- can't believe Tiger's response as to why he had "transgressions"... "They're Grrrreat!"
- is shocked that Nike is changing their slogan after Tiger's "transgressions" to "Just Do Me!"
- heard that Tiger is giving up golf, and becoming an actor... His 1st movie: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Transgressions"
- thinks the beauty of this viral campaign will become apparent when one of Tiger's mistresses appears in Playboy with a Nike tattoo on her butt.
- read that "Tiger is ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
